Vulgar Language

Okay, authors. Seriously. Cuss your heart out if you want--writing or talking. Because it's *gasp* YOUR CHOICE.

If people are telling you that you shouldn't swear, in your writing or if you're talking to someone, well... Spew some certain words at them and watch as they gape at you. Then tell them that they look like a trout.

Okay, sorry. That has nothing to do with anything. Let's get to the point.

I, personally, enjoy people who swear. It makes them more real, their writing more real. It makes it more believable, more harsh, more interesting. It makes their statement pop out. I mean, come on. You can't really give a good rant without a nice swear word or two. Swearing also just gets the bad feelings out. It's sort of like screaming into your pillow. If you stuff your mouth with blankets and shout all the swear words you know as loud as you can... It makes you feel a lot better.

Oh yeah. I'm used to swearing, too. My sisters love swearing. It's a constant river of swearing going through our household, so. You know. I'm used to it.

OKAY! SO, PEOPLE! The moral of the story iiiissss: Swear if you want to. If you don't want to, don't. If you don't like writing with swearing in it, guess what? Don't read it. Yayyyy!! Piña coladas!

I'm going to stop talking now.