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The gravitational pull of the mall pulls me right into the hot topic every time I’m within seven blocks.

I was working at the Disney store when high school musical was released.

The poetic irony here is the number of times I had to hear the soundtrack and teach others the choreography.

I definitely think Miley is hotter than Hannah.

It might be the cheap wig that Mrs Montana wears, but it may just be that I prefer brunettes to blondes.

I should have auditioned with Disney more so that I could have ended up with Ashley Tisdale’s perfectly curled blonde locks.

Between the high school musical songs and all the screaming girls begging for a Hannah Montana wig, my time working for Disney was bearable,

But no wonder I’m a flaming faggot.