Hypocrite

"I heard she's dating a human."

"Ugh,`yuck.`Human?`Somebody`get`me`something`to`throw`up`in."

"I think it's cute."

"Cute?`I`ought'a`report`you."

"Now that you mention it..."

"Whaaat?`I`already`paid`my`fines`this`cycle.`You`don't`got`nothin`on`me`no`more."

"What's up with your speech pattern today?"

"Just`trying`something`new."

"Wait... don't tell me-"

"I`don't`know`what`you're`talking`about."

"You've been listening to those Earthen dramas, haven't you?!"

"Thats's`ridiculous."

"You hypocrite!"

"Hey!`I`could`sue`you`for`lowering`my`self-esteem."

"Buddy, if you're watching chick flicks, your self esteem is already at rock bottom."

"You're`mean."

"Judging honorable females of ogling after humans, and you do the very same! Ha!"

"Hmph.`We`are`no`longer`friends."