Yo, Adrienne!

Most missed it for what it was. Young people today may not even know the story, and if they do, it is the fighting they see... a boxing movie... Ha! What they have missed, The Simpletons, is one of the greatest love stories ever told.

7 Tips from Rocky to you youngsters...

First rule of love for the man who wants to win the girl:

Buy what she is selling! Even if that happens to be turtles named “Cuff” and “Link”, or a goldfish named “Moby Dick”.

Second Rule:

Make her laugh. Make up jokes about turtle food before you go to buy it from her! Rocky the romantic?

Third Rule:

Make her feel pretty. Take her skating!

4

Love her family, even that crazy, alcoholic brother.

5

Become successful so that you can give her everything. Want her beside you in your greatest moments.

6

Marry her. She deserves that!

7

Love her children more than you love yourself.

8

Hold her when she is sick, and keep on loving her right to the bitter end. Watch “Rocky Balboa”, when Rocky sits by Adrienne’s grave in the evenings and tells her about his day and tell me you don’t shed a tear? Epic love story!

If a man is not doing those things, AngelicDevil, don’t walk away... run... all the way up those Philadelphia steps!

”Gonna fly now... Flying high now... Fly... High... Dah, dah, DA!”