Dine Alone

I noticed you

Swaying as you walked,

Your legs

As long as a highway

Swishing your skirt.

I wont objectify you

By whistling through my teeth

Because they're false

Like your boobs

And may fall out

Like your boobs

Tumbling out of you skirt's open top.

Have I mentioned your boobs

Too many times?

I should turn and look away, watch where I'm going...

Too late

As I turn

The lamp post meets my head

Just above my eye brow.

Blood gushes and girls giggle

Having watched my misfortune

And the reason for it.

Clutching my head I walk on

To the bar for a blind date.

Surprised to find it's you!

With your legs and your skirt and...

You send me away

Covered in blood.

And I dine alone.