I am not fat.

I just have an actual stomach.

With three inches of skin over

my six pack abs

whose visibility does not correlate to athletic ability.

I do not obsess over this skin.

Although I do find it fascinating that

the outer layer of skin is called the epidermis.

It protects you from disease.

That's right

I pay attention in science class.

Why?

Because I have the energy to enjoy life

rather than skipping meals to look good.

In the end,

when we are old and wrinkly,

my brain will be in better shape than anyone else's.