L.O.V. Eh

L is for the lump you're married to

O is what I shrug and say to you

V is very very - very ordinary

E is even less than anyone might ever guess

That love is not a flame that burns your soul

Love is not an instant “thing” you’ll know

Two in love, well, maybe

- We both worked our ass off, baby

Love ain’t what you reap, it’s what you sow

- (a parody of L.O.V.E. by Sonny Lemaire / Paul W Martin / Randy L Sharp