Stop Having Kids. It Makes me Uncomfortable

"You know how that happens, right?" (I'm pretty sure kids come from thin air, or is it from eating too much pizza? I need a refresher.)

"What, you guys don't have a TV?" (Because television is the cornerstone of any successful relationship.)

"Wow, you have your hands full!" (Want to help? No? Then keep moving, people!)

All the time.

I usually smile and say something like, "Yes, I'm blessed. My kids are awesome."