Pick a Pidgeon or a Pigeon

Do you know how angry

I was the day I learned

That the spelling I'd been using

ALL of my life

Was considered wrong?

"An archaic spelling"

Really?

Do I look a day over a thousand?

I'm sorry.

Despite popular belief,

I am not a vampire,

nor a witch,

nor am I a sentinent robot or stone.

Last I checked,

It was 2019.

And it's pidgeon

Not

Pigeon.