Call Me Al

I always give an example in my challenges...

She said her name was Sally

But that I could call her Sal

I told her “My name's Gary”

But said “You can call me Al”

I said, “Baby if you want to, you can call me Al.”

She didn’t get my humour

Saying I was kind of odd

But there’s nothing odd about me,

Though I sometimes think I’m God

I said, “Baby I don’t want you if you think I’m odd.”

So she walked off down the alley

And I said goodbye to Sal.

And then Alison came over

And said, “I could call you Al.”

I said, “Baby if you want to, you can call me Al.”

So we spent the night together

And she smelt like L’Oreal

When we parted in the morning

Without any rationale

I said, “Baby if you want to you can call me, Al.”

She said, “You can call me Al.”