I...

I failed

I could've...

I should've...

I could...

I can't...

I shouldn't have...

I couldn't have...

I'll remember this moment.

I'll forget the important ones.

I'll embarrass myself

I'll embarrass my family

My friends

Acquaintances

Strangers

Everyone

I'm self-absorbed, but not confident enough...

I'm too quiet, but too loud...

I'm not trying, but I'm trying too hard...

I'm too skinny, but I eat too much...

I say depressing things, but I act superficial...

I have too much on my mind, but I'm too dismissive...

I always talk about my problems, but I can't make small talk...

I'm exaggerating

I'm telling the truth

I need to stop

I have to keep going

I forgot what day it is

I forgot what day it was

I forgot to say goodnight

I forgot to say goodbye

I'm a terrible friend.

It's late. I'm tired.

Go to sleep, brain. Please.