When Does the Wolf Brush Its Teeth?

I admire the habits of those more cosmetic than I,

if only for the social implications.

But when the wolf smiles, I cannot help to think:

'When does he find the time to brush his teeth?'

Now, do not worry dear reader, for I brush my teeth too.

I just can't help but marvel at the pearliness of those… well, pearls.

To brush one's teeth you require something to do the brushing, yes?

(what does he use?)

And further, something to use whilst brushing?

(he doesn't carry toothpaste)

How lucky I am to have this wonderful opportunity to inspect this fine specimen's teeth.

(oh look, he's already opening wide, smiling)