What Looks Best

What looks best on me, do you think?

This black and white striped dress,

or this red and blue one?

I DONT CARE!

I don't care what looks best,

because that's not what I have.

All I have is my red stripes

Along my arm.

I don't wear dresses.

And I just need to be left alone.

Don't bother me with

"what looks best"

I don't have it, and I don't need it.

Goodbye and good night.