Excuse Ma Scottish

Aw ma life av heard grown people curse,

They’d always say “yer grannies the wurst”,

you can try n wash ma mouth out but as al tell,

even wae soap in there al give ye hell,

the thing is wur Scottish, the bairns are tae,

an even though we’re surely taught no tae say,

for emphasis, emotions an feelins raw,

swearin pretty much covers it aw,

a don’t mean it as a sign ae disrespect,

a just get a bit excited an a tend to forget,

that swearin an cursin is a mouth full a muck,

the only thing is a don’t give a f...