Behind New Pies - The Woh! :)

No one knows what it's like

To be the Batman

The going mad man

In my disguise

And no one knows what it's like

To be painted

To be to be weighted and eating only pies

But my cupboards aren’t as empty

As my pantry seems to be

I have flowers, growing for me

My love says ‘venga’

And Christmas Trees

No one knows what it’s like

To feel these tree things

Like I do and I use glue!

No one bites back as hard

On their anger

None of my painted woe

Can show through

But my cupboards are full of plenty

And I love my Christmas Tree

I have flowers , lovely flowers

My love says ‘venga’

And Christmas Trees

When my butt clenches, my mouth opens

Don’t let me use it and be a fool

When I smile, tell me some fake news

Before I laugh and blow off my cool

And if I wallow in anything evil

Put your fingers in my coat

And if I whimper give me a hanky

Take me out, let me sail your boat

No one knows what it's like

To be the Batman

To be the fat man

Behind meat pies