Sister Golden Hair

Is this it? Well, Allow me to introduce myself…Mr. Right

I know you are the monster under my bed

I’ve wondered if the miracle would occur

and you would finally appear before me

I have evidence that you have been visiting with Sister Golden Hair

Her long blonde hairs have been getting stuck in my vacuum,

Under the depths of my bed

I found the hole to your side of the world

You made a classic mistake Mr. Right

Thinking my soccer ball could cover it, but now it’s soccer season.

My soccer ball is my baby in the way Sister Golden Hair is your lovely lady

I can tell you love her

Every night at 3 am I can hear you trying to whisper to each other

Both of you can’t whisper by the way,

sometimes making bang bang noises when you enter and leave the hole

Telling Sister Golden Hair to accept a piece of my heart,

Which creeps me out since I don’t know if that is a figure of speech, or if your really want to feast on my heart

You chat about running away to Mexico together

Leaving all your worries and scare quotas behind

You both dream of doing a night drive on the Mexican coast,

The colors of blue, gray, and silver swirling in the air

Sister Golden Hair feels terrible of the thought of leaving everyone behind,

But you’re not sorry, all you ask her is to let me love you

And as long as you follow me, everything will be fine

But what about the Money Honey? she retorts

You tell her you will find a way to get the money.

So, Mr. Right I am putting all my $40 in allowance money under my bed

Please take the money and jump in your car, play a party song (The walk of shame).

And start a new life together.

But wait…before you go.

I remember a conversation you had about your dreadful supervisor Clyde.

The one you called a Punkb*Tch many times.

Who thinks everyone is out to get him,

The Whoa Oh! (Me vs. Everyone) guy who really sticks.

Right when you quit, tell him Donna thinks you suck and pour a Slushie on his head

I hope you two love birds have a good life together.

Also, advise Sister Golden Hair to shorten her name to Golden Hair when you get to Mexico.

Otherwise people on this side of the hole will think you are dating your sister.

Sincerely Donna, a fed up 12-year-old that needs to get some sleep for early morning soccer practice

P.S. Don't chicken out! Go to Mexico and leave me to get some sleep so I can return to being close to fine!

1. Monster – Lady Gaga

2. The Miracle -- U2

3. Sister Golden Hair—America

4. Whoa Oh! ( Me vs. Everyone)—Forever the sickest kids

5. Stuck – Stacie Orrico

6. Bang Bang – k’naan & Adam Levine

7. Is this it – The Strokes

8. A Party Song (The walk of shame )—All Time Low

9. Mexico- James Taylor

10. Close to Fine – Indigo Girls

11. As long as you follow – Fleetwood Mac

12. Colors – The Rocket Summer

13. Wait – the beatles

14. Can you feel the love tonight – Elton John

15. Money Honey – Lady Gaga

16. You’re Not Sorry – Taylor Swift

17. Let me love you – Ne-Yo

18. Donna – FM Static

19. Classic –MKTO

20. Allow me to introduce myself…Mr. Right –The White Tie Affair

21. Night Drive – The All-American Rejects

22. My Baby – Jesse McCartney

23. Piece of My Heart – Janis Joplin

24. Punkb*Tch – 3OH!3