Advise is Funny

When I hear someone say, ” If I would have known then what I know now, blah blah blah..”

I don’t think they would have done anything different,

Because they were probly told back then and didin’t believe it.

What they should say is something like, “Man, had I not called that guy a senile old bastard I would not be living in this pig hole paying rent to a slum lord”.