Growing Up Christian

Cherrypicked chapters of Leviticus read by

Pastors wearing polyblend

Just before working on a Sunday

Make me sick.

Red faced Bible bangers

Proudly proclaim from the pulpit that

you'll inherit the kingdom of God...

Unless you have premarital sex,

Unless you love another woman,

Unless

Unless

Unless.

Meanwhile, the same

Polyblend wearing pastor is

Molesting the mousy church girl

Behind closed doors.

The Bible bangers protect his pride.

"We should pray for him,"

They say, refusing to turn him in.

But oh, if that girl gets pregnant

What is she?

Whore.

Sinner.

Liar.

No matter that she's twelve.

No abortions for you!

(We'll just help him molest your baby later.)

"Keep God in school!"

Where is he when those kids get

Killed?

Was he perhaps

Watching Netflix?

Taking a nap?

But let me guess,

Jesus wanted us to carry guns, right?

(Thou shalt not murder, anyone?)

Fuck hypocrisy.

Fuck being civil to

Relatives who only keep me around

Because one day,

I'll surely be converted!

They hope that one day, I won't be "disgusting"

In the eyes of my uncle,

A man I trusted until

He spat it at me because my grandpa is "queer,"

as they say.

So am I.

(Birds of a feather, I guess.)

Men in the spotlight

molest in the shadows.

Women shouting outside abortion clinics

wish their kids were dead for being gay.

Hypocrites are

Heinous.

Hellish.

Hateful.

I rebuke them in the name of

Sanity.