Challenge
I think I'm a superhero because... What's the most hilarious/unorthodox reason you can think of that you might be a superhero?
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The Splendiforous UnderWearMan
I think I’m a superhero because every time I wear my underwear on the outside of my trackpants and have a beach towel pinned around my neck, people stop and gasp and stare and point and move away. Oh yeah, they know a person with special powers when they see one. Well, there’s hero work to be done, so it’s up, up and . . . you know the rest.