Short Fuse

I cannot speak for God himself, nor put words in the divine mouth, but if I was God, I would be seriously pissed off at my short fuse, my tendency to make snap judgements without giving them any proper thought, and my devotion to the inane.

I would seriously lose a gold star over my love of sugar in general and chocolate in particular. I know full well that I am powerless to resist chocolate, but as long as no chocolate is in view I'm fine.

I would beg the Lord take into account my caring nature in offsetting these bad habits, and would hope that come judgement day I might be given the nod to pass through those pearly gates and on to an eternity of joy.

Maybe!