Me at 3 AM

I think I'm a superhero... do you wanna know my secret? You have to PROMISE not to tell anyone!

Okay, I think I'm a superhero because. Because I eat pizza with a fork.

CRAZY, right?!? I am the only one I have ever seen to eat pizza with a fork, which MUST mean that I have a superpower of using utensils! Or something. Manners?

But I AM A SUPERHERO! How cool is that?!?