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I think I'm a superhero because... What's the most hilarious/unorthodox reason you can think of that you might be a superhero?
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the_yeasty_boys in Comedy

Fear my power.

I can consume an entire liter of silicon based personal lubricant without even noticing it wasn’t my drink or suffering any negative side effects.

I have a -5 to perception but a +5 to constitution.