Old Wives Tales CONTINUED...

~My personal replies to these tales are offered to break the inspoken uneasy and negative connotations that accompany these tales from old Wives~

FRIDAY 13TH

I was born on Friday the 13th! Look how awesome I am! No bad luck in this!

UMBRELLAS

Opening an umbrella inside is only bad luck if you are standing near your grandma's curio cabinet. Its good luck when the roof is leaking !

LADDERS

Bummer for you if walking under a ladder that is occupied by a clumsy painter!

RABBITS FOOT

Why not carry any body part of a taxidermied animal? Kangaroo foot? Pockets not big enough?

SNEEZING

Not saying "God bless you" to a person after they sneeze is like leaving a high 5 hanging, quietly uncomfotable! Do we really only want God's belssing the few times during our lives when we sneeze? What if one has no ability to sneeze?

BREAKING A MIRROR

When a mirror is broken by me or another person in my presence, I declare 7 minutes bad luck is all that is allowed!