My Prince Warning

Looking like he was dipped in salad dressing and chicken gravy

He walked across the room with more grace than my spikey hair that constantly disobeyed the gel

His tailored pants hugged his drumstick feet

Sharper than the cheap pharmacy razor that slices away at my sexy....

Legs

Hair laying so smoothly on his perfectly shaped head

I licked my lips as I imagined that he smelled as good as he looked

Pressing my lips closed

I tried to breathe normally as he glided in my direction

Die

Breathe

Leave

Live

I needed a pie chart to weigh my options

Leaving seemed to have more data in its favor

My husband just called

I needed to be alive tomorrow to take my kid to school

And my difficulty breathing was way less fun than speaking to a stranger in the grocery store on a saturday morning.

I went home...

Warned.