Challenge
Find me the most hilarious short quote you think you've ever seen.
If u can't reach the fifteen word minimum, just do some rambling down at the bottom, no one will judge...
I’ll Never Choose just One! Never!
"If you're sad about being alone on valentine's day, just remember... Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either." - From Bungou Stray Dogs
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"Go to hell"
"I can't go to hell, I'm all out of vacation days." - Undertale
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*gawking at sister "...Mom, you wasted a perfectly good birth on this!" - That's so Raven
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"The toilet paper God has forsaken this place." - Gintama
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"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough." - ???