Ocean’s Seven

It's an amazing sight. A planet of aquatic abundance, it's varied forms of life teeming just beneath the surface of a pristine sheet of dihydrogen monoxide molecules. The surface of the seas roils, mountains and valleys of liquid phase solutions, the crystals of salts dissolved among their massive undulations. Birds, fish, cetaceans, and pinnipeds frolic, racing and diving to great depths, feeding on plankton, shrimp, and each other. All fear being the prey of the great sharks, but most simply exist in a state of damp, moist exhilaration, living lives of perpetual freedom, until the day they, too, fall to the floor, oblivion beckoning. Oh, and brave sailor’s eat pepperoni pizza in hurricanes, and other tempests, at their peril! Such risk of regurgitation, not pleasant!