Don’t Be That Guy

*Rattles* Thump. *Rattles*

The drawer in the kitchen cabinet refused to budge. The last resort would be to break it open. It couldn't be ignored,there was much to be done. Shards of wood everywhere would please no one however. Maybe just a knock or two in the right places,it had always been fidgety. A pause,a sizing up the situation,a staring at red oaken tracings of leaves. Another long jangle and firm shake. Nothing.

The roommate walks in,and notices a cabinet staredown

"That drawer again?"

The only reply was a look of

forlorn indignation.

"It just needs the magic touch,here let me give it a go."

The drawer opens instantly to reveal its bare and empty state.

"I suppose I should have mentioned I used all the fairy

potion at my last yoga class.

I don't even think it worked."

*sighs*

"I'LL GET MORE LATER."

The shrouded character slunk off dejectedly towards his room.