Playing Telephone with Google Translate

“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.” -Dr. Seuss

I translated this quote to Japanese, Mongolian, Urdu, Thai, Hebrew, and then Finnish. The result was:

“Because it’s silent, I smell like that.”

I was scared to go any further than this, but I did anyway.

I then translated this to Armenian, Maltese, Hmong, Yoruba, and Sinhala. The result was:

“When I was quiet, I thought I was fun.”

Words to live by I guess?