real men smoke

i'm a grown man

trapped inside the expectation

of what a grown man is

a big boy

i can handle myself

don't take no fucking shit

seven o'clock shadow

scuffed boots that say

you fucking want some?

but I ain't done growin'

and I want my mom

damn what you think you see

been acting all my life

growed into the part

but I fucking hate the lie

real men don't eat quiche

real men smoke marlboro

but I don't smoke