my fortune cookie didnt have a fortune but the food was still good

im not so impressed by love

i know what you're after

that cranberry vodka on your chin

find another 9 to 5

but commit a crime twice

and it no longer seems like a sin

messages to voicemail

left hanging like a cottail

explanations so stale...

but nowadays love is wholesale

spread out like a folktail

why is your face so pale