The Neighborhood Joke

You think you're so big, and tough?

You fat slob, you don't have any teeth

You hustle, and do immoral things for money

You're the joke of the town

Your always drunk, and slur your words

You don't even wash your clothes

Inbred hillbilly, you're dumb as a stone

The devil would make a better neighbor than you

Blast your music, bring drugs, and prostitutes

You take meth, and stay up late

For days, your paranoid, and hallucinate

The meth must have killed any brains cells you had

Filthy hoarder, you make our neighborhood look bad

The meth will take you in a few years

Pock-marked, and nasty, your face looks like a babboon's rear end

I don't associate with lowlife scum

Cats will sprout wings before I will ever be your friend!