Into the Inferno
Everyone here talks of Hell
As a place to never dwell
A world of fire,
pain, torment,
and savage creatures alike
But let’s turn that around
And make it a pretty neat town
Welcome to the Inferno
Come on down to the capital Dis
A large city of wonders and bliss
Check out its stores, malls, and on
Come visit its popular attraction Babylon
Where its employees melt your heart's fire
By providing you your greatest desire
There may be danger and scrutiny
But fear not,
The Doomsguard is always on duty
Last but not least
Visit Inferno Tower,
Where it is he, the devil Lu, rules with power
He and the demons here may seem crude and scary
Especially with all those contracts
Laced with souls they carry
Yet you'll be surprised to see
By how truly kind they can be
They work, and live, and breathe
Just like you and me
And all the rest
If you're curious where to look from home
It's not far,
It’s right underneath the city of Brimstone
Check it out, drop on down
Come visit this supernatural town
Once you get to know this version of Hell
You’ll be thinking that it’s pretty swell