You Know that Typical Best Friend Character in Literiture?

Year One - What’s this? Why is everything so confusing?

Year Two - Woah, what’s that thing that looks like me?

Year Three - There’s another person in my house

Year Four - This fake Bear. I love this bear.

Year Five - Boys are incredible

Year Six - “Ha! You’re only three. The package says 3 plus!”

Year Seven - Everyone in first grade looks like a cartoon character

Year Eight - “He’s my original character, Supercat!”

Year Nine - Why does school make me tired?

Year Ten - Double digits! That has to mean something!

Year Eleven - Why does the thought of a penis sicken me?

Year Twelve - Theater! Why have I not heard of this sooner?

Year Thirteen - This is where my life begins, right?

Year Fourteen - Definitely. This is a beginning for sure.