Graffitti on the Walls of the Church

Forgive me Lord, but I hate my job.

I mean, I bumped and grinded and ate a few asses in my days but these little horny fuckers are disgusting.

I think I need a vacation.

A mother confessed to leaving her child in random places on several occasions just to film people’s reactions.

Today, a three yer old came in and shat on the seat thinking it was a bathroom. When I told him not to do that, he said God really shouldn’t watch everything we do.

I think I’m gonna quit. I’ll see you at the bar tonight, Lord.