Is it true child?

Karshu: Father, i have sinned

Priest: how, child?

Karshu: i have read so many books

Priest: was it porn?

Karshu: no, it was mills and boons, father!

Priest: did you meet a tycoon?

Karshu: (sobbing) oh, yes, father

Priest: then did you only kiss?

Karshu: (laughing) oh father, i was his mistress!

Priest: it is a sin child!

Karshu(hysterical) iam bearing his child, father

Priest: oh, child, we'll have a christening!

Karshu: How can i forgive him, father?

Priest, say Amen, child!