Challenge
Weirdest things to hear from a priest inside a confessional.
What are some of the weirdest things to hear from a priest inside a confessional during confession? Write out a short scenario, or make a list if you wish.
Team Flash!
Priest~ (Sighs) Okay! Let’s get this over with quickly. Shall we?
Maria~ (in confusion) I haven’t even began my confession yet_
Priest~ I’m sure I have heard it before. Go in peace. And try not to commit the sin, again.
Maria~ (Gasps) But...
Maria steps out of the booth, and shakes her head.
Priest draws the curtain. Takes a quick glance around the cathedral.
Priest~ Finally. She’s gone. Now I can get back to watching the show. (Squeals) Come on Barry, Run! You’re the fastest man alive. Yeah! (Claps his hands).