Challenge
Weirdest things to hear from a priest inside a confessional.
What are some of the weirdest things to hear from a priest inside a confessional during confession? Write out a short scenario, or make a list if you wish.
Did the priest really just say that?
“Bless me father for I have sinned
It has been 6 weeks since my last confession.”
“Ahhh, It is good to see you again Patrick Murphy
I am pleased to know you have come to repent......
Since God is a loving God and I as his son must be honest
I know why you are here again. The sin of gluttony.
I could smell that Italian hoagie you just devoured before you even entered the church.”