A One-Sided Apology- (I fail)

Hello?

Anyone home?

I'm... sort of lonely.

mischeviouswillow?

restlesswillow?

Is anyone here?

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AGH!

Wisdomizer, you scared me! where is everyone?

since when do personalities take vacations?

wait...

does that mean I'm stuck here with YOU?!

well, sorry. but really.

no, no, please, I can't take no more of your fancy, grown-up words!

'tis poison to my ears!

and no grammar lessons either! I am perfectly aware that I said it like that.

no, I wasn't trying to rile you up! the very thought!

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my schoolwork is going fine, thank you.

yes, the SAT is soon.

yes, I am studying.

yes, I do need to study diligently.

yeah, I know! you're not my MOM, Wisdomizer, so you can just SHUT UP!

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Wisdomizer, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it.

No, I didn't.

dat was not wat I was meaningful to say.

go on, correct me.

Please, Wisdomizer, I'm really sorry.

No, don't go-

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Can anyone...

Please?

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I'm sort of lonely.