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Tell a superhero joke or two or three; if you know any.
Can superheroes be funny too? If you've seen any of the MCU films or Deadpool, I think you already know the answer.
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chainedinshadow in Comedy

Worthless Superheroes

The world's most useless superhero has to be X-ray man - the hero with the power of X-ray vision. Encounters will villains probably go something like this:

Concerned citizen: "Quick, he's getting away"

X-ray man: "Yes, I can see that."

What does a superhero put in his drink?

Just ice