It only happens when you aren’t around.

Aware of my dark humor, my old teacher asks ,"Why don't I ever hear you laugh?"

I respond with glee and fully at ease, "It only happens when you're not here".

Profane jokes are enjoyable and silly you see.

Laughing at absurdity is what I do whenever I please.

"You have no sense of humor" I reply to the past teacher.

"You're grumpy and worn out, you look at me like I'm a tumor".

Angerily the teacher stomps away.

I swear, I didn't mean to but I just gave them a really bad day.

#poetry

#comedy

No teachers were harmed in the making of this poem. It is only for fun and jokes.