My Lifehood

1. Procrastinated on birth (I would come to regret this later)

2. fooled around for a few years

3. Foolishly asked for a little brother

4. recieved a little sister

5. but then she was cute so I was okay with this(key word: 'was')

6. Grade 3 hits, and I begin to question the usefulness of school and realize the meaninglessness of putting in effort for this school nonsense

7. suffer through the rest of elementary school

8. Learns the flute in middle school

9. Other than flute-playing, fails middle school life in all aspects

10. realizes my birth procrastination was the reason I had a birthday on the worst possible day out of 1461 other possible birth-days

11. Realizes I will become a future hobo living on the streets when I get out of the hell that is school.

12. suffers through high school with no actual ambition

13. Grade 11 tells me to become an author

14. Realizes what it means to be an introvert and why I suffered through school all this time

15. Suffered greatly though university applications

16. got accepted into what people call the real world

17. realizes yet again that I will become a future hobo on the streets, if I don't become an author

18. Gets a job and suffers

19. Second year-dilema/disastor/apocalyptic kill-me-now level catastrophe

20. Recovery: Self-resurection + more procrastination

21. finished my book... (like two days ago)

22. working on edits as of now.

Later...

23. will find a publisher before step 20's procrastination awakens and kicks me in the face

don't ask^