As heard in my physics class

My grandmother is dead and she could have solved that problem by now.

You move at the speed of smell.

It is exactly the same, except completely different.

It is just a Fig Newton of your imagination.

Don’t confuse the issues with facts.

Wherever you go, there you are.

This is matata hakuna, the life of a circle.

It is vuja de all over again.

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.