Bathroom Gloom

My bathroom is a horrid place,

Demons there I cannot face,

Mildew thrives where best it can,

Pallid tiling, foul and wan,

Shower curtain likes to cling,

As I clean the fucking thing,

Toilet brush just prowls about,

As I scour disgusting grout,

My sink hangs limply to the wall,

Plumbing barely works at all,

Toilet bowl with all its might,

Such a minging fucking sight,

Toxic fumes do choke and maim,

Never use that room again.