Dear Author

Hi. I'm writing to you with gratitude. I want to thank you for making me so beautiful! You have given me self control and wisdom! You let me shine in the face of my enemies! I eventually won every battle I faced while finding love. You made others wonder about my life and what direction it would take. I have been given physical perfection and health because of you!

Because you are so talented, it seems like everyone wants to hear more about me.

Thank you for my best friend and my awesome dog. Thank you for all the lucky breaks.

I love being held in the hands of people sitting at the poolside taking me in, hardly able to put me down only to return to their own realities.

Oh, this good romantic life of fame cannot stop. Please, keep writing and again,

Thank you!