Shana Aubrey Harris is unique and a special precious gift!

Offspring numero dos doth tantalize utmost focus

sans setting her sight to envision womanly youthful zeal.

the young lady - Shana Aubrey Harris

unique and a special precious gift!

Shana Aubrey Harris born two days

after ole Punxsutawney i.e. the Doctor Phil -

of woodchucks Latin Name = Marmota monax nest

resembled a Rastafarian hair weave

which creature rattled with ire and peeveishness,

when rudely roused with leave me alone countenance

from his abode February fourth as baby two by jeeve

two thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine

didst heave just two days after said groundhog

got prodded to predict what surprises old man winter

would deliver from his snowy white sleeve

then juiced when he tried to tug git cozy once again,

an ear-piercing cry rent quiet of his Redmond

Proficiency Academy den (long since burrowed back

to his Bend, Oregon tunnel)

since thy prized pride and joy she now - year 2018

attends Colchester Institute baste in Great Britain.

Wails surpassed decibel deemed tolerated, hence

the entire webbed threshold did pro nouns

hood lee reverb and rebound and he could not

muffle ears to block out sound,

nor would said creature trust his beady eyes

unveils how metamorphosis courtesy

“Mother Nature” doth continue to astound

cavalierly, indiscriminately, wantonly crowned

yielding zealous woodchuck instinct

to survive residing underground

equally amazingly transforming gangly infant

into a stunning material viz par sans

as fashionably attired homecoming queen crowned

soon to be freshly minted high school senior,

(diploma already acquired) and perhaps

(essentially this English Institute a stepping stone

for those) college-bound.

seventeen plus years ago elapsed in a flash,

(aforementioned daughter twill evince

her nineteenth birthday since

initially crafting this email)

as a newborn mandated to exist with mom jeans from

womb er full world uterine, she did plash ordained

by mother nature decreed she must wriggle

and leave the placental stash

without (of course) leaving a mass of trash.

thus, exit from birth canal complemented

second and last daughter of the Harris mix

whereby, she communicated via clucks

just for kickstarting to gabble sounds vocalizing

sounds of cowbell licks influenced

by Donald Duck and Leif Erics son,

also enlisting literary feedback from Barack Obama,

and his lovely brood of chic chicks attired

in wall den pond duress uniform bespeaking

with his pointed skill teaching

pre-presidential days within ivied bricks

primal utterances she acquired (courtesy of Alice Cooper)

retained like toys in attics.

like any buck minister fully taken aback

this mister mom did fuss and fawn

from one Jimmy crack

corn to the next rhyme, which captive

infant audience gave no flack,

precious heir from loins papa did help spawn -

an everyday cracker Jack of all trades whereat

n'er tiring as child rearing more challenging

than untying Gordian knot without lack

king and how The Idler Wheel Is Wiser

than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords

Will Serve You More than Ropes Will Ever Do to pack

a Judy ish us punch -

though thee Punim born with

adroit skill to quack mimicking gripped banshees,

denizens frenziedly shrieking out

the box of Pandora - as if one felt a whack

and a wallop, nonetheless infant younger daughter

a boon no matter developmental delay strife

wool worth effort and propensity

to revel qua biological miracle

re: said offspring did inadvertently

teach me lessons of life to cherish and savor

each giggle, laughter, and smile

the feeling experienced amidst

cramped living quarters plus frustration

discombobulated bubbling rife

introducing yours truly to

the hen peck queen moody blue wife.

like a human handy dandy blues clues

sponge the youngest progeny absorbed auditory/

visual multitude within each axon and neuron

of that infantile sensory “sir” kit board

aware at a tender young age how she struggled

to string words together to convey a mood

predilection with language impediment

possibly passed thru umbilical cord.

no idea thru a combination of genetics and biology

(i.e. nature versus nurture) that burnished beautiful lass

of an offspring wrought

a smart girl, an apple of the eye

per this father who never thought

that thru attempts at conception

sought supremely melded genes,

he thought loves labors last,

t’would come to naught delivered us an artistic,

intrinsic, linguistic lass who for no price can be bought!

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I TOO LOVE YOU MY DEAR SHANA -

MORE THAN THIS SHABBY POEM CAN CONVEY

WHICH...UPON ATTEMPTING TO UNDERSTAND -

ABOVE GIBBERISH JA PROBABLY

RAISE ARMS UP IN DESPAIR UTTERING OYE VAY!