My Jiggling boobs

since maintaining a diet of exercise heeding "yo dude"

(you look like a lady) the inner fitness maven against

the temptation of high caloric junk food

and nightly snack king on a flexible fitness routine,

this LIX aged body electric feels good

these myopic eyes and well-calibrated hands

measure less dense hoodwinking bosom,

that if I feigned being a "bared naked lady" -

as per this chest lewd city in reference to "man boobs"

that seemed to materialize overnight

now appear to decrease as well that unwanted "love handle,

this chap more inclined tubby in a greater mood

to parade around this noncrowded house shirtless

AND definitely NOT in public, BUT no weigh Jose

would this generic guy go completely nude

cuz being self-consciousness of my physique

might prompt outsiders to consider me

a prude and even during closed bedroom door

sexual exploits deter me tibia rude fellow

(with average go daddy long legs) and

my dangling dipstick smallish

(concluding biology screwed) a chap

worthy tube he more endowed,

though gratitude proffered to same

divine cosmic consciousness but

as the year's pile up appreciation

of functional faculties alter matts'at tee 'tude

accepting physical characteristics

more or less static hoe ping belive mass elf ya wood.