Shiny Penny

There's a new guy in town

To play with when I'm down

He's just my type, new, I mean

My closet contents, he hasn't seen

When luring him to my nasty toys

I see he's not like other town boys

He doesn't turn away from my whips

Instead, he pulls the belt from his hips

Folds it in half, cracks it a bit

Says "I'll be the boss, you must submit"

I may like this newcomer's ways, I surrender

Here and now, no need to be tender