VINYL! AND ME!

USELESS!

OUTDATED!

TOO FUCKING BIG!

SOUNDS NICE SOMETIMES!

FOUND AROUND LESBIANS!

REQUIRES TOO MUCH MAITENANCE!

HIPSTER TRASH!

CONSTANTLY GIVEN UP ON!

ON SALE!

SCRATCHED!

IN STORES ACROSS THE GLOBE!

USED!

ABUSED!

AND TWO SIDES FOR NO GODDAMN REASON!