Challenge
What would be your ideal Christmas present? Cost and/or logic doesn't matter. If you always wanted to recieve the planet Venus, then write about it!
If you don't celebrate christmas, then share your ideal birthday present
The Gift of Impressing the Humans
My ideal christmas present would be an infinity portal or gate key back to my home realm. Then I wouldn't have to worry about striving to become an author, I'd need only to talk to the Gods of my realm and ask them for a scribed copy of the world-chronicles, then portal my way back to this land and sell it to make people all like "ooooooo~" "Aaaaaaaah~"