I have been sleeping

Crayons melt to my fingertips

I am now never without a writing utensil to sign important documents

I should not be signing

Because all too often do I cross my "t" s backwards

Incorrectly dot my "i"s and "w"s

Misspell spellings spelled

like homonyms and hymns

Which I am informed are different from each other

Who knew a few minutes of sleep and no serenity could result in the total absence of one's mind

Funny...

Isn't it?